Replaces everything after the enacting clause. Amends the Humane Care for Animals Act, the Criminal Code of 1961, the Code of Criminal Procedure of 1963, and the Violent Crime Victims Assistance Act. Removes provisions concerning forfeiture of property in connection with certain non-drug-related criminal offenses from the Criminal Code of 1961 and adds similar provisions to the Code of Criminal Procedure of 1963. Sets forth "standard forfeiture provisions" applicable to various criminal offenses, including definitions, exemptions from forfeiture, and court procedures for the forfeiture of property. Sets forth the persons and property that are subject to forfeiture. Sets forth requirements for distributing forfeited property and proceeds from the sale of forfeited property between law enforcement agencies and other entities. Makes these provisions applicable to actions pending on the effective date of this amendatory Act or commenced on or after that date. Changes cross-references as appropriate. Effective January 1, 2010.